Santa Claus Needs to Lose Weight and So Do You

Santa Claus is everybody’s favorite person, especially when you are a kid at Christmas time. There is nothing more exciting than going to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him all the wonderful things you are expecting him to bring to you this year at Christmas. But has anyone ever noticed that Santa Claus is fat? He’s in fact the only person in society that we allow to get away with being fat without scrutinizing him and judging him. But the truth is that Santa Claus is fat and really needs to go on a diet. He could potentially be sending the wrong message about health and fitness and the importance of being in good physical condition. So perhaps Santa needs to go on the Medifast diet. Nobody is trying to poke fun at Santa Claus here but the truth remains that kids see Santa Claus as a nice jolly fat man and think that all of a sudden it’s okay to be fat, as long as you’re jolly. That being said, Santa could stand to lose at least 75 pounds and here’s how he could do it.First and foremost he could begin with a good diet. Not saying that Medifast is the answer but he really should lay off of the hot chocolate for a while. Next he should do a few laps around the track with the reindeer. And finally, he should wrap and load some of those gifts himself for a little additional strength training!

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